Insomnia Quotes (219 quotes)
Insomnia Jokes – Laugh The Night Away
I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather, but not like the other passengers in the car with him. Jack and Molly are sitting in school one day. Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson decide to go on a camping trip. After dinner and a bottle of wine, they lay down for the night, and go to sleep.
By Fabian Insomnia. Having surfed the sub Reddit insomnia jokes, Memesuper and Pinterest for a long time I thought why not create a place where you can find the best insomnia jokes. Something like a mini 9gag post for insomnia jokes. We know jokes can get us in a good mood and even let us forget us about our problems and or stress. But that might be a little far-fetched, something like a best-case scenario.
If you haven't noticed, our writers and contributors have come up with just about every possible story related to sleep, and for good reason. Over 90 million Americans suffer some sort of sleep deprivation or insomnia symptom every single night.
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Bed Joke 6 Doctor, doctor, I m having difficulty sleeping. Bed Joke 7 Doctor, doctor, I keep dreaming there are great, gooey, bug-eyed monsters playing tiddley winks under my bed. What shall I do? Hide the tiddley winks. Bed Joke 9 The hotel we stayed in for our holiday offered bed and board, but it was impossible to say which was the bed and which was the board. Bed Joke 10 A little boy came downstairs crying late one night. Bed Joke 11 Two friends who lived in the town were chatting.
Sleep jokes 45 jokes about sleep. Shakey went to a psychiatrist. Every time I get into bed, I think there's somebody under it. I get under the bed, I think there's somebody on top of it. Top, under, top, under.